The Republic of Light Tank I is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.036 billion Light Tank Iians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Light Tank Iian economy, worth 185 trillion francs a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,982 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,468 per year while the poor average 4,804, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Light Tank I's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Light Tank I is ranked 214,669^th in the world and 177^th in Resuscitation for Most Patriotic, with 5.11 flags saluted per person per day.